Well, sir, I said to a fella the other day, now, what about the New Yorker, you folks get your washing done? Well, he showed me a place around the corner where he said, fella done all the washing, and I went around there, and there was a sign on the window that said hop soon or hop quick or jump up and hop or some other hop.
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Cal Stewart 1856–1919
An American comedian who built an entire career on a single character: Uncle Josh Weathersby, a garrulous old New Englander loose in a modernising world. Stewart recorded the Uncle Josh monologues for very nearly every label that existed, and kept doing so for two decades.
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