That's right, I had a wonderful time. Thanks for the buggy ride, thanks for the buggy ride, I had a wonderful time. I never seen a horse so full of applesauce.
It was a wonderful sound to hear him plopping along the ground. He said in awful pace, he couldn't win a race. From an old-fashioned snail, I never knew a horse could be so good in the dark.
He must have found a hundred different places to park. But I'm more than satisfied, thanks for the buggy ride, I had a wonderful time.
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